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Don't get me started.

Mice. Mice. You feed them left over carrot tops and bits of cabbage and what do they do to repay you? Eat through the side of your rucksack to get at the sugar! Owls? You want to know about Owls, lovely fluffy sky cats is what people think, not a bit of it! Imagine someone wheeling a wheel barrow with a squeaky wheel past your bed all night, a very squeaky wheel, it would be distracting wouldn't it? Then imagine that in the wheel barrow there is an old mangle with a squeaky wheel that someone is turning, not only that but they are feeding a wide selection of different sized hamsters that have all been bread to be extra specially squeaky into the mangle. That picture might give you an idea of what it is like to sleep very close to an owls nest full of squeaking chicks. All night long, squeak squeak squeak. Did they eat the sugar stealing mice? NO.

 

I'm going off this countryside business.

Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 14:02 by Registered CommenterJam | Comments4 Comments

Reader Comments (4)

The countryside? Don't get me started! What's all the rain and mud about?! And no proper franchised coffee outlets either! Tsk tsk.

BTW does anyone know where farmers buy their clothes from? (not that I want any, you understand)
May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSameold
Mole Valley Farmers.
May 30, 2007 | Registered CommenterJam
Actually Hugh, I am getting a bit worried that you might be turning into a "knight of the road" type. Have you recently noticed a desire to drink premium cider, stop shaving and have mad hair?
May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSameold
Crivens! I must make haste to the barbers shop.
May 30, 2007 | Registered CommenterJam

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