Be The Jam

Admitedly I had been away from home for a few days so i suppose I can't complain that when I got back things where askew but it it a bit annoying to get back to find the 300 gram bar of Swiss chocolate I had bought in Geneva for my parents had gone. Well I didn't come back and notice it was missing it was more that I came back and found the chocolate wrapper torn and scattered about the place, it was this that alerted me to the fact that the chocolate was missing. I can't say for sure that it was badgers that took it, but I suspect that the door mice that live next door would have had a bit of trouple lifting let alone carrying off / eating that much chocolate, after all it took them nearly three weeks to eat half a loaf of bread.